Thank You Note 5

Thank you,

Norwegian Coffee

for making me feel

like I drank Starbucks

mixed with Speed.





To be a real Norwegian, you must drink coffee all the freakin time, all hours of the day and take it black. Strongest coffee, besides Hawaiian Kona coffee, that I’ve ever had. Kona coffee made me think I my heart was going to explode and I thought I needed to go to the emergency room. While Norwegian coffee is not as caffeinated as Kona coffee, it has the power to render me sick and hyper at the same time. So what do I do? What any American would…. drown it in milk and call it a day. (No flavored cream here, wahhhhh!!!!!)


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